Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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