Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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