ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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