were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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