She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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