I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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