My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
did i just pee glitter
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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