Whod you bang
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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