whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Enjoy the penises
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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