I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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