i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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