Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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