i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
