SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
and you fell through a lawn chair
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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