i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Of course I have a pirate flag
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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