Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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