we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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