let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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