at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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