IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So much rum. So many feels.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
