is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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