It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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