Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
