new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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