one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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