can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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