Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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