She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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