how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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