Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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