Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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