she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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