yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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