talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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