so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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