Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
