Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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