Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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