ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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