I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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