I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
