So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
