Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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