Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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