let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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