This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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