I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
