You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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