David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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