Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
