Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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