Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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