She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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