Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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